Saturday, April 24, 2010

My first summon


The first line, we would 'like' ....
They collecting money, so they probably like -_-
I dun live in atreet, so can I not pay the fine? ;_;

So suay, dunno is TP or aunty warden camping behind heavy vehicle illegally parked along the road summoning, when i rode right into her territory. 送羊入虎口
Got stopped and asked if I know why.
(I was cycling in the reverse direction of the flow on the road)
Act blur nv live longer T_T
Haiz, my colleague ask me next time dun stop, juz continue cycling pretend nv see/hear. Stun1.
See if she will chase after me... If she chase me, she also commit the same offence. Wahahaa
Haha, I shall...... not gif her/him a chance to.... try =x
Next time i tio fine, shd be cycling on pavement. U bad mood, wan to fine me, I LLST lor...

Until then, hope the next summon dun come anytime soon.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Surprising

Ytd, I went for with my colleagues for their celebration for getting their annual bonus.
(I dun haf btw T_T)
We ate steamboat at bugis. I'm in the advance party and arrived at 640.
Come first eat first, lor. They came slowly, with the next grp at 730...
And the also one at after 8. -_-
BK got high and go ard toasting ppl.
Haha, I dun wan to drink and he say I failed my social studies.
I say I dun eat prawn cause I dun really like it. They find excuse for me, say is because i dun like to peel. Then berg ask a zha bor peel for me, so malu. And this comes a side story of my nick "Humble Bird", cause I'm ham bird bird, which I wun dispute.

And so eat eat eat, by 9, most of the advance party stopped their conquest. But 1 will rise to stand up again them. I ate all the way till 930, the time to leave for our Clash of the Titans. They were quite surprise that someone of my slim figure can eat so much. In fact they were surprised to know of my weight, which they labelled as zha bor weight -.-"
Where got so many heavy zha bor ard? Maybe most of their gfs, wifes are not exactly lightweight, so they tot heavier is the norm =x

Then we move to illuma to catch COTC. It was not bad, i was more captivated at the start, but slowly losing some attention. Overall 3.5/5
But finished watching bo last train to Joo Koon liao. Rawr!
So the lost in the city male and only lead JJ begins his Journey to the West.
He went City Hall then to DG. <-- hard to spell :P
If he's a hiao, he would haf went direct to DG from bugis in 15-20min. But instead, he spend almost 30min to reach his busstop. So noob. And the bus has an interval of 40min which he juz missed. T_T
So I reach home juz after 2 this morning. So fun...

How I wish mrt can extend its operating hours, especially on the weekends/public hol eve.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Interesting

I went to the IT show last sat and i got this on the ground floor.















Maybe they know alot of zhai nan in need of love will visit fair and take the opportunity to advertise. Well after all, 14 of March was white valentine, so still haf abit of link (as if needed).
Haha, i'm link king (tada).
So if anyone in need of love plz refer to the card, and if u find ur one and only there, juz dun collect my angbao when u wedding can liao. Hohoho...
Ciaoz

Friday, February 19, 2010

CNY 2010

开场先来个冷笑话。。。
“七个什么食品摆在一起会很吵?”

新年又到了。
又过了一轮,我今年已二十四。
再过一轮,我就要升级当uncle了 -_-
所以,在那发生之前,我要好好把生活规划,在体力还没退化前,好好度过我的后青春期。

每到过年都经过一样的礼俗。年复一年,就像是一个电脑程序。
对我来说,过年最好的地方就是不用上课/班。
我相信每个人在过年时都被问到许许多多的问题,而且所拜访的每一家都问差不多一样的事。
儿童就被“关心”学业。
‘青’年就被“关心”当兵生活,以及感情事。
再来长辈们就讨论工作上的点点滴滴。

我的同事就因在新年之前和女友刚分手,所以怕被问到这些伤心事而避年。
在另一支手(on the other hand),我那些在海外的朋友,有的赶回来与家人共聚,回不来的就在外国招集人马,和同乡们一起度过。
不易得到(得不到)的,往往会比较珍惜?

不管怎么样,我在这里还是要祝大家新年快乐,身体健康。。。

冷笑话谜底:马来食品"lontong", 因为七个"lontong", 锵冬锵(新年歌).

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Late stories

I tend not to do things when it shd be done, but more of when i'm in the mood. Unless it's urgent, then bo bian.

Before the IA started, I had a last burst of fire of activities.
I had a L4D2 session at safra, like the 4th for the month (small case when compared wif KO, he probably had like 14, haha, jk).
Zk volunteered to join the other team and we very happy to accept it.
We bullied them dip dip... =x
2nd round we balanced the teams, and for the 1st time in my L4D career, I lead my whole team into the safe room :)
I tend to be overly excited when I'm enjoying, and shout quite a bit, so poor Evil abit deaf from siting by my side. hehe...

The next day, I went for my 1st go-kart outing opp safti.
It was WOW. (Not World Of Warcraft u tard)
I meant there was the adrenline rush, the fast heart beat, the pain, the sweat, the Vroom, and all...
(I still dun get why mich didnt break 1 sweat)

For students, we paid $20 for 10min. The uncle decided to be havoc nice and throw in extra 5 min if we go for the 2nd round. But I felt rather weak and already hurting in many areas, and decide to sit out wif mich. But then the uncle decide to be havocer nicer and let me and mich play for free. Since uncle so sincere, I accepted unwilling. (Ok, I'm cheapskate, I almost felt like I struck 4D when he said that =x)

The 2nd time was a better experience. We were more used to the circuits and ate least grass. For me particularly, ate less tires also. I was the no 1 tires crasher that day. Eu's fren was the no 1 in crasher of other ppl's car -_-. Drive like play pong pong zhe. (Bumper car)

At the end of the session, I end up wif a blister of my thumb, and blue-black in 3 other areas. Meaning I was also the no 1 (and only 1?) in injuries.
I would love to go-kart again in future. (Thou not in the very near future, batman leh)
And with that, Evil, zl and me went on to join rabbit (retired) for bowling.
YES, bowling wif a blister on my thumb. T_T
Bowl till half plaster drop off and struck in the ball.....
Btw, I was top or 2nd in bowling tat day. Even use my left hand to bowl once to let them catch up.
LOL

Finally sat of the week was singing session, after 6 months of drought, the ppl in this world finally get to hear my 'wonderful' voice again. Muahaha
Was glad that Evil was not evil that day, and he accompany me to singing even when he was not an enthu singer and sang juz 1 week ago.
We went Toa Payoh home team $10 dollar ktv, a sub branch of the chinatown one.
The room was rather small when we squeeze 7 into a 6 ppls room.
But it was $10 nett wif free flow of drink, so it was worth it :)

That was my happening last week of holidays. Shd blog about my attachment soon (maybe not too soon, haha, see my mood la!)

Sunday, January 3, 2010

End Of 2009 Summary + 2010 New Yr Resolutions

Time to conclude the yr 2009.

Got my braces in Jan. Bleed $110 every month T_T
Meet some new friends from EID.
Clear Ippt and ICT.
My braces surgery got postponed -.-
Got scolded a f-ing coward by a game 8times....
Cause I failed, and replayed the mission 8 times
Went langkawi for the 1st time my life.
Gain approx 1kg this yr, 0.5 from the trip.
(My dad and sis gained 2kg from the trip, my sis was shocked, hehehe evil luff)
Now 60.5 for me :)

Ok, boring yet again. I bet some ppl do more memorable in 1 month.

http://woshijiajun.blogspot.com/2009/01/end-of-2008-summary.html

Now then,

Face: Healed (pray for me it stays that way)

Braces: Especially pain and uncomfortable in the first half yr. But I'm more or less accustomed to it. Thou my hearts still bleeds :(

Dentist godma: Haven got 1

Grades: Shingz badly, tabaoed my elective in May. WTH

Army stuff: Silver! But ICT was freaking shiong and I deal wif it while I'm sick. Give me a medal man!

Countdown: My relatives was all in my house celebrating grandma's bday.

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New yr resolutions/wishes for 2010.

1. Great IA
2. Successful surgery
3. Silver for Ippt
4. Gain more weight (65 is the aim! And no u cant transferred urs to me)
5. Be a better man; more guts, more initiatives
6. Tio a million TOTO by myself, Bwahaha!!

Well that shd be enouf. Hope all will happen as expected.
May every1 also stick to their resolutions and their yr be great.
Happy new yr everyone!!!

(Ps: the tio TOTO wish dun happen to every1 plz, not enouf to go ard ;P)

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Not that bad

Well things arent that bad as I have imagined. But still ...
I shd be gladful.
Well, I lived to die another day :)