My Happening ICT

Well, I'm sure all of you know ur poor friend here have been suffering in camp for the past week, and u all love to hear the torments which he had gone thru, so here is it. The long awaited ICT post.

First day, Booking In
I was excited/nervous cant slp properly the previous nite.Aniway, reach outside of the camp at 0650, saw ah fook, bear already there, they live in yishun, so early come for wat...
So I waited wif them for some other of our platoon-mates to arrive.
Then from outside the gate, need to walk 8min into the in-process area.
There, the RSM scanning every1's attire.
"You dye hair; you go kiwi your boots; you behind need to cut"
I belong to last grp -_-
Sian juz cut 3 days ago, now need to cut again.
Behind muz slope, cannot layer.
Hmm, maybe if slope helmet can attach to head better?
Out of all, probably only 15% of ppl pass his check = alot of biz for 'hairdresser' + long queue of ppl waiting to get their hair cut
Finally my turn and unwilling paid $5 for 2min? (My new job direction, to take all the contracts for hairdressers in army camp, and be huat!)
After in-pro go bunk nua while waiting for all to arrive. It's only 930am and every1 starts feeling hungry. They started to look ard for food, and some1 says "JJ got biscuit."
*SHOCK* Who reveal my secret!?
Bo bian, being a nice guy I take up my secret stash and shared wif my fellow pnr.
*SHOCK 2* JJ go down draw SAW!!!
(My weapon used to be SAR 21, which is about 1kg lighter than SAW)
WTH! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wat nonsense seh, I became saw gunner and for the next 10 yrs T.T
(Sry to wilson for laughing at you carrying the M2O3, 我知错了)
LLST, I pass my tin of bisuit and went down wif the double blow.
哭笑不得。。。: (
When I come back, my tin of bisuit left 3 of the same variety.
Well at least 还有一点良心
Soon, it began to rain. This song is playing in my heart....

想哭 来试探自己麻痹了没
天灰灰 会不会 让我忘了你是谁
夜越黑 梦违背 有谁能安慰
我的世界将被摧毁 也许颓废也是另一种美

After that parade, boring and tiring although it's as simple as it can gets.
Some 1 in front fainted, luckily he was caught in time...

Lunchtime, food was alot better than we first tot. 8/10 for camp food.
It was dam obvious the survey is tmr as you can c the supervisor super nervous and directing his staff. Then go e-mart shopping, filled wif ppl, super hot, they save electric, aircon on 1 side only -.-, I got myself a pair of PT shoe and powder for Wilson Wong.

Wpn handling. Need to learn SAW instead of my dear SAR... Haiz

Then main dish of today. IPPT
The whole battalion taking, diao, super crowded and long q.
Dunno I can manage silver anot: I wasnt about to get myself guage b4 the test, I didnt get proper rest, I was drain by activities prior to IPPT? The conducting for the IPPT told us there's video camera for all the stations, so we better dun chu pattern...
I decided on my standard routine, always SBJ first.
You wun imagine wat I did on the SBJ mat.

For my first jump, after I 'jumped' I felt my feet slipped against the mat when I 'take off'.
I landed, with a huge force pushing my body forward, naturally, I put on hand in front of the mat, then roll over(OMG!). So in short, I did a summer-sot on the SBJ mat. I stopped when my back hit the display board, and I even injured my knee. -_-!
I could see the invigilator wanting to laugh but trying to ctrl face. Every1 was either stunned or laughing their ass off.
Well only JJ is capable of such nonsense... (proud)
I pick myself up and look at the distance, 225 only, not enouf. So I took another jump 239.
Tada... My personal best.
My friends were looking at me and keep laughing... "Hahaha"
They told me, every1 after me failed because they laugh till no more energy, or they were scared to follow my example. Very frenly indeed.
I think the invigilator will copy the tape home and watch it repeatedly 100 times, or he will send it to singapore funniest home video if there's 1.

After that, I clear everything as per planned, with only the run remaining.
Run was alot easier then I expected, 2 rounds of 1.2km. I did first round of 515(PRO!), and I slowed down abit for 2nd round. Still managed a 1115. My hard training paid off :D
I was my platoon only silver. (proud again)
$200 :D so happy

By the time run ended, it was already 730, so we ate dinner(1/2 roast chicken, Wow) and then went for CO talk.
CO talkwas about maintaining the bn, requirement for NS to complete his ICT, and striving for us to be the best NS bn. He promised to turn 1 high key to low key if we managed the award.
And we are no more 3 Gds, now is 745 Gds. Dun ask me wat the number means. I dunno.
After that, it was the end of the day 1.
But I still cant fall asleep, haiz. Everytime in new environment 1st nite cant slp -.-

Day 2
Wake up super early 530. *Yawns
Breakfast, then when fall in to move out. CAT 1, yay, go back bunk slp for 1 more h : )
Then move out. Found out a new platoon mate, Jun Xian from 1 ADF, welcome!
No, not by tonner, we march in sbo to our destination roughly 3km away.
Then do some obstacles course, then I injured again...
We were supposed to do a jump across a small pool, after I jump, I put my hand down to support the impact, my hands were on sharp stone. Ouch, I see my skin dangling. Nvm, I'm a garung soldier can continue, then when I emerged from the tunnel, my whole palm was bloody and I was pull out of the course and sent for medical treatment.
I dunno why half way thru the treatment I start to feel faint, my world start to turn black and grey. My lips were pale, maybe I'm really afraid of blood...
My buddy kok haw went to fetch my bottle while I sit down to keep my conscious.
I was starting to feel grateful to kh, and he starts the 'I-purposely-get-injured theory'.
Tapai like that, not evil....
After that, I was basically an audience. Not able to join my platoon for anything.
I took care of their valuables when they go for a xiong and wet course.
Lunch was late and only came after 230.
After that was range. First time firing my SAW.
Fail till chui, dun think I hit anithing. Lol, but so were my fellow saw gunners. All also fail. So not that I was lousy. Haha.
Go back camp clean arms. Then dinner. Nite after bath, time to take out my bandage. OMGOMGOMG, the wound stick to the freaking FAD. NOO....
When to find medic naqid(i dunno how to spell paiseh) for help, alot of my 'fren' went to c show. Sadist x_x
Some suggest juz pull, !_!, but my caring naqid decided to be gentle and used the slow and gentle approach. PHEW...
Then go medical center for proper dressing.
End of Day 2. Total 1 knee, 2 palms injured. My fellow friend say wed is the day for the last leg to be hurt too. +_+
I had a good slp finally. Veri song :D

Day 3
Revision of charges. Lol, we forgot alot of things and we keep anihow whack the numbers at the trainer. My platoon was caring, I didnt haf to do anything, juz need to speak. (Touched)
Lunch, then revision in air-con for thurs drill. Whack numbers again.
It was a showdown between Sgt Christ and Lta Christ.
"It's not wrong, right?"
"It's really actually wrong" -_-
Haha, Sgt Christ super high that afternoon with many of his theories for example, Iron Chicken method super funny. The day was a lot slacker than expected.
We loaded store up the tonner for thurs drills, spend 1h.
Nite was coy happy hour. Was supposed to have better food, but was only so-so, some cropped up from the top. I was emo cause maybe thinking about thursday xiong training? I dun know also... Many of my friends spotted it, cause it was written all over my face. They ask me to sit with them, they scared later need to fire 22 rounds and cover SG flag over me haha...
I went to medical center to change my dressing and tok cock wif them.
I didnt get injured today :D

Day 4
Today was the D-day. The xiongness equivalent to the previous 3 days add tgt perhaps?
Need to build and breach 10coil and mine cluster. Normally doing 1 of this is already a killer.
Half way thru constructing the 10coil, my dressing drop. Decided against risking it, and went for a re-dressing. Feel quite bad for leaving my platoon behind while I cowered away at the medical center, blowing the aircon and the cold water cooler.
By the time, my wound was dressed, they were doing a AAR. They didnt meet the requirement and had to redo. But because it's the GSS, we were given a special, if 6 精英 of our platoon can fulfill his standard, then we will cut for morning, haha, obvious I was not 1 of them. So I jiayou for them, and kept the failed obstacles.
Being 精英 of course they wun fail us, therefore, we can nua till afternoon. Then go canteen, and play the 20c plane arcade, super gao wei, the bandaged hand was inconvenient to use = my plane was incompetent in dodging = chui. Haha, 'boom'...
Afternoon clear the obstacles, I was told to rest, and not get more injured. But I think I was able to continue. "Can do then do lor, cant do then dun do." I didnt like the feeling of myself resting when every1 else is working. I feel uneasy.
Finally finished, then pack up and load tonner then unload tonner, then oil stores, then clean rifle then send rifle for armourer inspection.
All the SAW failed, cause of 1 dirty area which we were nv taught to clean.
Then drama strikes again (life nv boring wif JJ around :D )
I suddenly lost 1 part of my rifle! OMGOMGOMG, (haha, I know this line appear many times)
No kidding, can be charged for it, and the whole bn cant book out because of it. Kan Jiong till like dunno wat, finally found the part inside my pant(thx ah fook for his idea) after turn the place upside down. Dun ask me how it get there also. Then another part also missing... OMGOMGOMG, chey false alarm the part is in rifle. My state of mind wan to berserk liao. I going nuts...
Finally go up pack, and wait for book out. Fall in at 845, book out at 1045 -_-
Rush to wait, wait to rush as usual. Go home super shag, read paper, online a while koon liao.