ICT TMR!!!

Hey guys and girls, this is my last post b4 I'm going in.
Rightfully I shd make it out, but who knows I may not =x (HEY, you siao ah, curse urself)
In case this is my last post ever, I would like to thank _________ (fill in ur name)
Ok crap time over!

What a complicated feeling about having to go back in again.
This afternoon, I spend 1h squeezing and packing my army stuff, another 1/2h trying to fold 1 smart 4. Haiz, looking at them already makes me sick!
Having to go back means early morning, toxic food, early nites, no life, no freedom, but on the other hand, you get to meet up wif friends.
Ok, the friends arent worth the trouble. Haha =x

For me, I'm the company* fav guy. (*an infantry coy on avg have over 100 people)
I'm bluffing u when I say 95% of the coy knows me. Cause 99.5% do.
Actually 99.5% knows my nickname, while only 50% knows my name. T.T
A familiar scenario:
"Who's JJ, neh, the sl*t lor"
"Orrh, sl*t ah, I rmb"
Everywhr I go, ppl greet me like I'm the CO. -_-"
Not that I can stop it, in fact, I rather they dun call me...

Since for every ICT, there would be new guys coming in to fill up the voids left behind by ppl for any reasons, I will do my best to welcome them and make them feel at home :D
I'm sure by the end of the 5 days my fame will be even greater and widespread in this small island...
"Cheers to JJ! Hip yip, Hooray!"
Pray for my return plz....
& 1 last thing, dun try to jio me out during these 5 days, I dunno what I will do to u.
Try at ur own risk...

Beach/KLP outing

Sat I was supposed to meet Wilson(3G) and his friends/my new friends, ZX, SM at 1430 at lavender. Thus I set 2 alarms for myself at 12noon.
But the 2 alarms failed to bring me out of bed, and when I finally woke up its.... 1320!
Lol, but 1320 better than 1420pm.
So I scrambled alittle to get myself ready.
Due to my good effort I was juz 20min late when I reached, and I was on the same train wif Wilson. This means no1 haf to wait for me, those who arrive 'on time' were waiting for wilson :D
Ok, speaking of zx and sm, they are Wilson sec's friend, I 'befriended' them from DotA games, but have never officially met them, thou I have tried peeking at their photos haha...
Off we go to beach road to get some army stuff (wat else), and they soon know wat I'm capable of. Muahaha.
After Wilson done his beach road shopping, we ate ice at the dessert stall below. I wonder why they reject my coldness but embrace the other instead :(

After that, we took 260 to Kallang Leisure Park. My first time there, and the journey along Kallang Stadium brings back alot of memories from my NDP 06. Haiz, me is old...
Our initial plan was to bowl then dinner, however plan was destroyed then we were told waiting time is 2-3h for the bowling lane !_!
Shocking for a shopping mall which seem rather empty =x
Really, the place itself is rather free of people. No knocking into people, blocking some1 else's way. I like : )

Hence there is a need for a plan B
We walk up and decided to watch Drillbit Taylor. In the meantime we went arcade.
I play my fav aeroplane game, haha, again. Felt cheated, 50c for only 2 life.
What's worse? 1 life, 1/2life?(-_-, wrong game) button spoilt? Button spoilt still can claim from counter lor!
Lastly, we decided to show our team bonding accumulated from our DotA games by playing picture hunt. Haha, I got no flair. ZX (the stalker) got stalker vision, aim veri de zhun. SM use primal roar "there, top right... ROAR!" -_- Hehe (kb).
Then we went to a figurine shop, look at all the collection wa here wa there. Haha, abit sua ku.
Finally it's time for movie. Other than the 4 of us, there's only 2.5 people watching the show.
Honestly speaking, it was a lousi show, it was mostly boring, even thou its juz a 90min movie.
I miss bowling T.T

Dinner was at Kallang Mac House. Since I was very hungry, I nv had a proper breakfast nor lunch, I order a fishy meal + 20pc nuggets to share among 4 and after that 1 more double cheeze burger. I sure make use of the meal to make an impact on them, so much so ZX said "Wilson this is the first and last time we going out with JJ" I think it's a good thing. No?
Then we parted ways, knowing this is juz another beginning of a long lasting friendship.
Speaking of which, I took 1.5h to get home, while they reach in 30min.
Wilson+SM+ZX: 3 X 30 = 90 min
JJ: 1 X 90 = 90min
Looks fair doesnt it? T.T

Cycle, cycle, cycle

Date: Thursday

I woke up today knowing I got things to do.
First, meet kok haw for lunch.
There I was cycling 3/4 way to boon lay market, whr it starts to rain. -_-
I kan jiong and cycle faster, too fast.
The road was wet, my tyres are wore out, I skidded, and fell.
It was a controlled fall, but still a fall, haiz.
So when I reach bl market, I was half wet.
The NE-KH didnt console me and had to say, if u are punctual u wun get caught in the rain.
(I was late by 3min then), really not evil.
So he went for his hair cut, while I pick up some items.
I went to JP's POSB and UOB to settle stuff. (Dun call me boss, I'm juz the runner/cycler)
Distance travelled by bike, 6km.

Insert joke
List of DOs and DONTs for ICT
DONTs
1. No long and coloured hair**
** Checks will be conducted at the Guardroom, offenders will be refused entry into the Camp Complex

Abract from some msn conversation
Wilson Ong: "Let's go dye hair, dye hair liao dun need to go for ICT"
JJ: " -.- ok plz go ahead, see you in DB*."
*Dentention barrack- army's jail
Actually wun end up in DB la, juz an exaggeration.

My hair was long too, so I went for my hair cut.
Dun pray pray, 5 days only, dun later become 5 weeks.
After that meet kok haw for run in JJC.
Haiz, cant run, security guard dun allow, anyway, alot of ppl, quite paiseh to run in front of them too. Kok haw decided to run in the area, I wanted to do an actual 2.4km timed run, so I turn ard to JW stadium.
!_! JW stadium having match today, not open to public. Zzzzzzzz.
Bo bian, turn back cycling home, feeling buey song, sped on the pavement, a few near-miss, when crossing road using pedestrian crossing, a lorry anihow, attempt to chiong to beat me reaching him first. Really almost 'beat' me. !#$%^&@*
Sian want to run also cannot, guess have to postpone to nite.

Distance travelled by bike= 8km.
Total distance cycled today= 14km

Sry, I'm juz feeling frustrated and need to rant abit.

Prep for ICT/Movie

Day: Tuesday

全家福(almost)

As you all know, I will be going for my ICT/reservist the very next week, so it is time bring out all my stuff to check what's missing and to detox my equipments. So I spent half an hr to take out my black duffel back from the storeroom (shagged) and I was happy to find out there is no ecosystem spawning anywhr. However 1 veri impt thing is missing -___-! Can u all spot the missing item?

First prize: my kiss
Ok, I actually deterring ppl. Haha, my dear SBO is MIA(missing-in-action). T.T
I immediately track back to the last time when I see it. I realised I already lost it b4 my ORD. I only rmb part of the story:
I either lend it to some mugger, who decided to lose/keep it, or it was really actually mugged from me.
Either way, I dunno whose the mugger. So LLST.
I decide to borrow from kian hao, he navy, lol, no need sbo, relac jack.

Then went to JEC for lunch and IRONMAN movie, juz b4 I left my house, 2/4 tell me they eat lunch at home, so left 2 guys to eat wif me. I reach then found out only kok haw eating wif me, kin onn fly aeroplane, say he fever (suddenly). Argh... Lucky I haven bought tickets.
After lunch, we went arcade to c ppl play, I play 1 game. My fav aeroplane game, 1942? Lol, actually I not sure of the game name. Juz need to know how to siam the bullet, missle, laser, watever crap the game throw at u and return fire. Haha.

Finally all is here, and we went in. At first I tot JEC cinema was renovated, but end up only the outside is. The seat is still as chui, wif little leg room (majiam budget airline), but the show rox. I dun really understand some of the american humor. But the show glue me to the seat, and soon, everything else doesnt matters. As most of you already know, there is a epilogue after the long credits. Here's my version:
"You think you are the only superhero ard, Ironman?"
"You Ironman, I Nsmen."

Happy Vesak Day

Well, monday was a public holiday, it is long since my dad had been at home for 2 days consecutively. (My dad works 6days weekly.)
I was allowed to slp till 12pm b4 I was arised from my slumber.
Let's go IMM.
So, we had our lunch there, and walk ard looking for a present for my sis upcoming 18th bday.
Recce first, buy next time, haha.
Then we went daiso, look look c c, followed by Giant for materials for dinner.

I told myself I need to run today, as a form of motivation, I jioed Mr Not-Evil Kok Haw (I say u not evil, u happi? :D), and wilson, kh at least got reply me "tmr?", wilson is dao -.-
But I think Mr NE-KH tmr also wun run. Haha, kb =x
Haiz, without an appointment, I gave myself 10 thousands and 1 reasons of why I should not run...
The weather today veri hot, today is vesak day, bah bah.
Even my sis ran today... Shocking indeed.
Thus, I past my first window of running, nvm, I go to the stadium after my dinner at 8pm for a timed run.
On tv = watch, open net = read blog ---> ppl complain no update.
K la, update lor, got some technical problem, already 9+.
Stadium close liao, still wait for u!
Diao, feel bad for not keeping my promise to myself, so I changed into my PT kit, and forced myself to run.

Maybe because of inadequate warm-up, or I haven been running at this speed, I only managed a 15min for approx 2.6km. Equal to about 13min for 2.4km. FAIILED!!! -_-"
I was sad, like that how to silver?
But at least my pull up improved, 10.9, haha, shd be able to do 12, if I be abit more unstandard, *caution this is a bad example, 小弟弟，叔叔是有练过的.
After run cool down, do abit of static, feed some mozzies, do some more pull up, got str but no breath. I dunno y need stamina to do pull up.
Ok, shagged enouf, be prepared to feel the wrath of my muscle tmr.
"I am your muscle, hear me ROAR!" T.T

Basketball

Last friday I went gym wif kin onn and fiz to condition my body for the upcoming Ippt. Since there is a bball session coming up on the very next day, I didnt dare to overstress myself, if not i will be overtired and then pom the bball by accident like purposely overslpt, with my handphone switch off by coincidence
Even so, it's 2h b4 we left the gym.

Come saturday, came first bad news, sy cant go, means sy's friend wun be going also :(
Less gal for me to show off my prowess to... Haha, no la.
So I went on my bikey to JJC. I was quite punctual, only late 15min. Lol
The people which turn up was alot less than on the list, was abit disappointed. Kian hao strain his foot while walking downstairs looking at zha bor, zl's boss summon him to office, corina nv c email -_-

So since I was *punctual*, there is not enouf ppl present to start a game (only got 5), if eugene bring his gf will be good --6, haha, but I think he dun dare.
So as we wait for our balonglong jx to come and then slowly fill up her bottle which took 10min,
I did some warmup. (stretching is impt to minimise injuries)
Finally first game kick off, err, I mean bounce off...

Then even later zk arrive to make a total of 7 ppl. Haha, every1 want to be in the 4 people team, then oh-pai-somg so mani times, keep saying unfair unfair(some gal). Lol, only 1 gal there. As I was playing, I have my fans cheering for me "JJ go, go JJ!"
They having some camp over there, cheering for themselves 顺便cheer for me also.
Then my friend wilson like to emphasize on the C part, as in JJ 'si' (die/死) -_-

I didnt play well that day, abit dun wan to move, dun wan to jump. I was a Nua-ster. Zk on the other hand was very enthu, chasing after ball, shooting quite well. Muz compliment him.
They keep suggesting to come my house play mj. But my house no mj, no table. They even tempt me by saying will organise singing session for me. I was abit tempted, but I dao them. Haha, muz haf 骨气.

After that went jp for lunch then go home. Evil kok haw try to trick me say they go jw market to eat. Lucky I not stupid.

Thx for support

Wow, I'm truly happy that so mani people are visiting my blog, allowing me to entertain them, and gifing me positive feedbacks. 小弟在这里谢过了。:D

However, you (my good/not so good friend) shd know, my life is not very exciting and interesting so it is not possible to update my blog too often, unless u like to read my daily routine.

Example:

1230-Reveille

1330-Brunch

1400-Nua

1700-TV

1900-Dinner

2000-Cont to nua then wait for dota

0000-Supper

0300-Lights off

Not veri fun to read right? Well, I will be coming to my new post soon, so wait patiently.

Badminton

Tuesday morning at 12pm, kian hao sms, "Badminton?"
I was still slping so I see liao, heck care the sms...

Then he called, "Wan to badminton?"

Actually I was feeling quite nua from my run juz 15h ago and wanted to reject, but hearing his eager voice, somehow I couldnt turn him down. Ok was my answer.

So wake up, on com, dota?

Haiz cant play, lunch back by 10min.

Kok haw tell me dun go for badminton, he dun want to see my face.

Then he tell me to bring shuttlecocks. Bring shuttle for? LOL

355, kian hao call me to bring shuttle also, say no 1 haf. -_-"

That makes me boss, I dun go they cant play :D
No la, JJ is a nice guy, wun leave his friends in the lurch. Only go abit later.

Reach there, saw some1 unfamiliar there, tot i go wrong place.

Oh, eugene's gf. Well, the more the merrier :D

So I put on my wrist guard (from previous exp, my wrist chui after too much smashing) and we started playing, whack ah, smash yah!

Kok haw sibei hostile, tapai aim me, I so thin also kenna whack 3 times. If not for my fast reactions (:>) I would haf been more badly injured.
“球,不是这样打地！”

I won almost all my games other than 1, I pair up wif eugene's gf.

We almost won, 13-15. Well, the opp team say they gif chance (放水）, but I think they juz finding an excuse to save their own face. Bwahaha. No la, maybe they really got.
[JJ is (trying to act) fair]

In another game, my team was leading like 8-1 ard there, b4 losing count, and the sinister kok haw strikes again, and start counting from love-love again -.-

不愧是kok haw, proved (VED)

Nevertheless, we were unstoppable and carry on to own them.

All good things muz come to an end, and I went home with my even more chui body.
(Ps: Lol, this post say alot of bad things of my buddy dear kok kok, hope he ict dun shoot me too much arrows =x)

3 in 1 celebrations

Ytd was a family gathering day.

Basically, it was my uncle's bday + a celebration in advance for my cousin 21st bday + mother's day.

Lol, save resources.

My dad wan to go up earlier to chat with my uncle (another 1), so I accompany him up there to Pasir Ris.

My dad make me the driver of his (company) toyota truck for the trip. I was !_!

Here a picture if u dunno how it looks like:

I have droven this thing for several short trips but this is the first time I drove it for such a long distance. The expressway wasnt veri smooth, with some jam (no butter) along the way. (Hey, I didnt cause the traffic jam hor)
My dad was quite scared of my driving and didnt allow me to exceed the speed limit of the truck nor overtake some slower vechicles. No fear, JJ's here!

Knowing there probably wun be anything too exciting in my uncle(s) house(s). I brought along my library book with me to kill time and the book itself.
Speaking about the book, it is rather demoralising, there's a total of 1.7k pages, I spend 1.5h only can K 100 pages. So 1.7k page will take me 26h.
Guess I need to jiayou more, b4 the book expire.

At my uncle house, the one wif the celebration, dinner starts at 7pm, buffet catering style.
The food serve was Peranakan, wif the popiah filling in the crispy 'biscuit', and laksa etc...
The food is generally nice, and the leftover was 'tabao-ed'.
Haha.

Wat's a bday celebration without bday cakes?
So it was time for cake cutting. 1 of the cakes was an ice cream cake.
It was so hard and the 'adults' (me is small boy) take turns to try to dismember it.
It was funny looking at them trying... Haha, even the chopper was used.

I suggested to them to use my uncle's officer sword to cut =x

Finally after 1h or so, the cake was soft enouf, and every1 (the small kids, me included) took some bites of out it.

Finally finally, it was time to end the gathering and I'm here at home to tell u all about it.
(3 more weeks to another Pasir Ris cousin 21st bday!)

Breakfast + Gym + Job agency + Dinner + Movie

Haha, long title for today's long entry...

Ytd was a action packed day, almost no time to rest in between.

Morning wake up at 9, dad say he bought breakfast, then leave note, do laundry -_-

Nv eat his breakfast, but do housework chop chop then go meet KO at JP for Mac breakfast.

Went to try the mac's mc giddy, I dun like...

For those who haven tried, basically is juz the normal mac bf bread replaced wif pancake wif the maple sauce.

I dun like my food to be a combination of sweet and salty. So I'm nv going to eat that again.

Then went gym at JW stadium. Cycle there, save transport fee :D (省省省，JJ最棒)

There we met up wif Hafiz...

Then start to make our $$$ worthwhile. (lol, juz found out I use 3 'then' continuously)

We ended at 1350, earlier than expected, dunno y KO so fast stop?

Went home, pom pom, online 1 min.
"Droo, droo... 喂? Hey JJ, want to go job agency later b4 movie outing" !_!

Kian hao called, he had juz finished his paper not long ago, and he already enthu.
So, we went go JTC building interview 3min then proceed to douby ghaut for movie and lunch.

On the train there, kok started 'mumbling' about the gal siting beside trying to eat his tofu (豆腐)...

"我不卖豆腐(豆腐)豆腐(豆腐) 我在武功学校里学的那叫功夫

功夫(功夫)功夫(功夫) 赶紧穿上旗袍 免得你说我吃你豆腐"

Haha, maybe shd ask kok to wear his qi pao...

Then we procceed to Cathay's 日本村, cause kok wan to eat sushi.

Ok, no link...
We go around looking for the food we wan to eat. The rest mainly picked sushi, while I, being special, only take 1 plate of sushi (on diet?), I pick some other main dishes.
When I went back the table, it's already filled wif sushi plates. I was like !_! haha...
They were happily eating while I was (poor-thing) waiting for my cooked food to arrive.

Then my food arrive fast and furious. First of all my fried tofu. (My muz haf everyever I go jap restaurant.) I can see the drool in their mouth and their sushi looks inferior all of a sudden :D

They all started to kope my tofu (豆腐). NO....

"我不卖豆腐(豆腐)豆腐(豆腐) 我在武功学校里学的那叫功夫
功夫(功夫)功夫(功夫) 赶紧穿上旗袍 免得你说我吃你豆腐"

I shd haf wore my qi pao as well (T.T)

After that, we watch the forbiddened "forbidden kingdom".
There are scenes whr it is supposed to be 'beautiful' but every1 laughed cause it ends up awkward.
In the show, the ang moh pass thru the 'Gate of no gate', to arrive in the Chinese world where suddenly every1 there can speak english. -.-"
To me it is like the 'Story of no story', seriously the show is to be watch only for action, and when u are too bored. If only the show is in Chinese, it would fare so much better. Haiz

Library

Yesterday, I went library to borrow 'some' books to read, cause play game play till sian already...

Haha, read books more beneficial right?

So, wif my bikey, i cycle down to the nearest library, JW community library which is juz a 10min ride away.

When I went in there, I was abit stun, so mani ppl. Not only were there students of about my age mugging, even primary 6/sec 1 looking xmm, xdd studying inside. !_! eye opener.

I went to my usual wu xia xiao shuo corner and began digging. But ppl like to walk in my 'lane' pic below to illustrate... (Sry if my drawing spoil ur eye).

So I have to siam a side to allow them to pass.In the end I borrow 3 titles, and end up with 11 books. OMG!
I think I borrow too much liao, imagined need to finished 11 books in 21 days.
Not quite possible -_-"

After all the trouble of carrying home, I need to carry them back to library unfinished in 3 weeks time. 只能怪自己，没想清楚.
Haiz, good training for my ICT maybe?

Ok, off to mug my books.

ICT

This is a sad moment for me.

I'm going back camp for my ICT, soon.
Turning green once again to save the environment.

Lol...

The schedule for the ICT is out and it's very (action) packed.

From 1 activity to another. -_-

I was hoping for something like

1st day: Section cohesion

2nd day: Platoon cohesion

3rd day: Company cohesion

4th day: Battlion cohesion

last day: Prepare to book out! Yay!!! :D

IN YOUR DREAMS MY FRIEND!